tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83057425500676444492011-12-06T11:51:15.119-08:00Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-32083847170853023462009-02-25T13:51:00.000-08:002009-02-25T13:53:25.270-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9u71yWGI/AAAAAAAAAKg/0Xir8uLC3iU/s1600-h/011.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9u71yWGI/AAAAAAAAAKg/0Xir8uLC3iU/s320/011.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306856349960919138" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9u0vhTCI/AAAAAAAAAKY/g0E5UpMR-VA/s1600-h/010.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9u0vhTCI/AAAAAAAAAKY/g0E5UpMR-VA/s320/010.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306856348055587874" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9u9mR8oI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/qYEGU3Ers2A/s1600-h/09.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9u9mR8oI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/qYEGU3Ers2A/s320/09.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306856350432752258" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9uoDegiI/AAAAAAAAAKI/g46ANeXl7BQ/s1600-h/07.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW9uoDegiI/AAAAAAAAAKI/g46ANeXl7BQ/s320/07.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306856344649630242" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-3208384717085302346?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-73397644979336704572009-02-25T13:47:00.000-08:002009-02-25T13:51:34.063-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW87XXixaI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/DKB1byYdvjw/s1600-h/05.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW87XXixaI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/DKB1byYdvjw/s320/05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306855463997064610" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW87E6XwSI/AAAAAAAAAJw/xQ4e0LNhklQ/s1600-h/04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW87E6XwSI/AAAAAAAAAJw/xQ4e0LNhklQ/s320/04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306855459042869538" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_B0WMICK5Ryk/SaW8lOWqIBI/AAAAAAAAAJY/cF-laENXG5E/s1600-h/01.jpg"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-7339764497933670457?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-53081171453712572322009-02-25T13:32:00.001-08:002009-02-25T13:32:46.941-08:00Κids Are Quick...<br />____________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.<br />MARIA: Here it is.<br />TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?<br />CLASS: Maria.<br /><br />__________________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'<br />GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'<br />TEACHER: No, that's wrong<br />GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.<br /><br />(I Love this kid)<br />____________________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?<br />DONALD: H I J K L M N O.<br />TEACHER: What are you talking about?<br />DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.<br />__________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.<br />WINNIE: Me!<br />__________________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?<br />GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.<br />_______________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '<br />MILLIE: I is..<br />TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'<br />MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'<br />________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?<br />LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.<br />______________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?<br />SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.<br />______________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?<br />CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.<br />___________________________________<br /><br />TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?<br />HAROLD: A teacher<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-5308117145371257232?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-8101958148049873772009-02-25T13:25:00.001-08:002009-02-25T13:25:55.261-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">Ένας πελαργος κουβαλαει ενα γεροντα 80 ετων. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">καποια στιγμη, γυριζει ο γερος στον πελαργο και του λεει: </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">- Παραδεξου το επιτελους μαλάκα, χαθηκαμε।</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-810195814804987377?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-83134535443038148892009-02-25T13:20:00.001-08:002009-02-25T13:21:59.168-08:00<span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >Στο supermarket:</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >- Βάλε μου μισό κιλό φέτα.</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >- Είναι 650 να τ αφήσω;</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >- Αστο και βάλε μου μισό κιλό φέτα !</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-8313453544303814889?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-57296043411666953702009-02-25T13:15:00.001-08:002009-02-25T13:15:48.770-08:00<div style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" id="post_message_240523"><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Κάποιος τύπος έχει πάει διακοπές μόνος του και αφού αφήνει στο δωμάτιο τα πράγματα του, κατεβαίνει στην πισίνα να γνωρίσει κόσμο. Βλέπει στις ξαπλώστρες ένα τύπο και αφού κάθεται δίπλα του και συστήνετε τον ρωτάει:<br />- Θέλετε να παίξουμε ένα τάβλι;<br />- Μια φορά έπαιξα και δεν μου άρεσε.....<br />Ο ήρωας μας επιμένει:<br />- Θέλετε να κάνουμε μια βουτιά στην πισίνα;<br />- Μια φορά βούτηξα και δεν μου άρεσε, απαντάει ξανά ο άλλος βαριεστημένα.<br />Απελπισμένος πλέον ξαναπροσπαθεί....<br />- Θέλετε να σας κεράσω μια μπίρα;<br />- Μια φορά ήπια και δεν μου άρεσε, απαντάει πάλι με το ίδιο βαριεστημένο ύφος.<br />Κάποια στιγμή σκάει μύτη ένα πιτσιρίκι.<br />- Δικό σας; Ρωτάει ο ήρωας μας.<br />- Ναι...<br />- Μοναχοπαίδι φαντάζομαι.....<br /></span></span></div><!-- / message --><!-- sig --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-5729604341166695370?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-19471823119837982432009-02-25T13:14:00.001-08:002009-02-25T13:14:20.203-08:00<div><i><b><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:purple;">ΟΤΑΝ ΘΕΛΕΙΣ ΚΑΤΙ ΠΑΡΑ ΠΟΛΥ, ΤΟ ΣΥΜΠΑΝ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΤΗΝ </span></span></span><span style="font-family:Book Antiqua;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color:purple;"><span style="font-size:100%;">ΠΑΠΙΑ.....</span></span></span></span></b></i> </div><!-- / sig --><!-- edit note --> <div class="smallfont"> <hr style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" size="1"> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-1947182311983798243?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-51095099973649626882009-02-25T13:12:00.001-08:002009-02-25T13:12:51.255-08:00<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b>"Δημοκρατία είναι τέσσερις λύκοι και ένα πρόβατο να ψηφίζουν για φαγητό" <br />Αρκάς</b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-5109509997364962688?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8305742550067644449.post-4351587399969491682009-02-25T13:11:00.000-08:002009-02-25T13:12:18.999-08:00<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;"><b>"Α, την αμερικάνικη ελευθερία θέλεις! Αυτή που είναι κούφια από μέσα και με έναν δαυλό στο χέρι βάζει φωτιά στον κόσμο!" (Ατάκα του Ηλιόπουλου)</b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8305742550067644449-435158739996949168?l=rg-secret-blog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Argihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13268581795293253937noreply@blogger.com0